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Car Wash Pizza

Episode 5.1
October 22, 2007

Bobo does an insurance job on his old Fat Pizza pizzeria and buys a new shop in Hashfield Valley, but because business is so bad he is forced to turn the shop into a pizzeria café/carwash which proves profitable with the onsite presence of Bobo's new girlfriend, an ex-porn star called Mama Jugs. Pauly, due to petrol prices and traffic fines, does an insurance job on his car and is forced to deliver pizzas on a pocket bike. Habib is upset due to his pregnant wife, Toula, always calling him.

Starring: Paul Fenech as Pauly, Johnny Boxer as Bobo, Tahir Bilgic as Habib, Kevin Taumata as Kev the Kiwi, Andrew Ausage as Junior, J. Davis as Davo, Anh Do as Chen Chong Fat, Rob Shehadie as Rocky, Rebel Wilson as Toula, Alex Romano as DJBJ, Maria Venuti as Mama

Support Cast: Annalise Braakensiek as Claudia, Angela White as Ruby, Murray Harmon as Murray the Cop, Anthony Salame as Omar, Ashur Shimon as Mohammed #1, Alex Haddad as Mohammed #2, Khalid Malik as Station Attendant #3, Diishan Rain as Station Attendant #1, Wassen Khan as Cab Driver, Jim Webb as Jim Smith, Debra Jara as Jan Smith, John Mangos as Newsreader, Patrick Brooker as Bob, Mitch Tolnay as Bluey, Marc Stagg as Kevin, Aaron Lay as Guy Sebastien, Patrick Chu as Charlie, Paul Barton as Gromit, Craig Gregory as Harry, Clarissa Morrison as Miss Hashfield Valley, Judd Howie as Guy in Car, Giani Fenech as Innocent Kid, Francesca Fenech as Bogan Kid, Virackhaly Ngeth as Bartender, Phil Soliman as Bin Laden, Tara Beaulieu and Tanya Lazarou as Sexy Ad Girls, Michelle Pal and Tara Beaulieu as Bin Laden's Bikini Girls

Law & Order Pizza

Episode 5.2
October 29, 2007

A sniffer dog is stolen from the local Police Station, who done it? Was it Davo using the dog to find drugs? Was it Habib or Bobo? Only a serious investigation by Hashfield Valley's finest will uncover the truth. An episode that parodies many cop shows and turns them Big, Fat and Cheesy.

Support Cast: Murray Harmon as Murray the Cop, Warrick Alston as Jono the Cop, Anthony Salame as Omar, Ashur Shimon as Mohammed 1, Alex Haddad as Mohammed 2, Suzanne Salloum as Samira, Ian Turpie as Head Detective, Lex Marinos as Habib's Judge, Vince Sorrenti as Bobo's Lawyer, Waseem Khan as Waseem, Khalid Malik as William, Dilshan Rain as Deepak, Andy McPhee as Cell Guy, Jim Webb as Jim Smith, John Mulligan as Customer, Jonathan Lee Jones as Chong's Lawyer, Maret Archer as Leanne the Lesbian SGT, Trinity Porter as Rocky's Car Girl, Jeff Petersen as Police Prosecutor, Kristy Best as Prosecutor's Assistant, Joe Sinacori as Prison Guard, Hugh as Sniffy The Dog

Melbourne Cup Pizza

Episode 5.3
November 05, 2007

Bobo holds a Melbourne Cup lunch at Fat Pizza. Everything goes wrong from bad food to power failures, the obese customers are unhappy at the lack of food and alcohol promised while Habib rigs the Melbourne Cup, and Pauly is rewarded with a Ferrari from a crazy old race car driver.

Support Cast: Murray Harmon as Murray the Cop, David Cooper as Mini Jockey, Rafaelli Matarese as Mario Lambrettoni, Andy McPhee as Darel Dinkum, Dale Watts as Junkie, Anthony Salame as Omar, Ashur Shimon as Mohammed #1, Alex Haddad as Mohammed #2, Waseem Khan as Attendant #2, Khalid Malik as Attendant #3, Dilshan Rain as Attendant #1, Clarissa Morrison as Butcher Girl, Anthony Young as Jockey, Virackhaly Nget as Bartender, Craig Ward as Stomach Rumbling Guy, Jim Webb as Jim Smith, Debra Jarra as Jan Smith, Hollie Meyer as Fan Lady, Charlotte Gatteral as Mario's Young Wife, Becky Mendham as Mario's Wife, Jolene Mifsud as TAB Worker, Sarah Balkham as Cute Girl

Beach Pizza

Episode 5.4
November 12, 2007

Bobo has a day off and goes to Cronulla Beach with his ex-porn star girlfriend Ruby. The day explodes into mayhem as pizza deliveries go wrong and Habib and Rocky accidentally start a riot with lifesavers. The media then interviews Pauly and he is taken out of context and blamed as the instigator of the Cronulla Beach riot. Upset, Pauly bashes shock jock radio announcer Allen Ford Jones who is fuelling the fire by whipping up anti-ethnic yobbos to fight Rocky and Habib's cousins between the flags at Cronulla Beach.

Support Cast: Murray Harmon as Murray the Cop, Angela White as Ruby, Rafaelli Matarese as Mario Lambrettoni, Ashur Shimon as Mohammed #1, Alex Haddad as Mohammed #2, Khalid Malik as Indian Teller #1, Waseem Khan as Indian Teller #2, Dilshan Rain as Indian Teller #3, Brendan Jones as Karl Stiffanovic, Garry Who as Lifesaver Les, Elliot Goblett as Aussie RMA Guy, John Mangos as Newsreader, Tim Carroll as Alan Ford Jones, Bill Drury as Old Digger, Clarissa Morrison as Chantelle, Dale Watts as Junkie, Luc Anthony as Young Mario, Charlotte Gatteral as Mario's Young Wife, Becky Mendham as Mario's Wife, Alex Tomasetti as Radio Assistant, Amy Hume as Radio Receptionist, Warrick Alston as Lifesaver #2, Craig Ward as Aussie Pub Guy

Beach Pizza, Part Two

Episode 5.5
November 19, 2007

After causing the Cronulla riots and bashing radio shock jock Allen Ford Jones, Pauly and Junior the apprentice chef are locked in an illegal immigrants detention centre. Because of the Cronulla riots the government decides to deport all the refugees. Pauly and Junior are meant to be sent to Coconut Island but because of a clerical error they are deported to Crocodile Island.

Support Cast: Anthony Salame as Omar, Ashur Shimon as Mohammed #1, Alex Haddad as Mohammed #2, Waseem Khan as Indian Cab Driver, Warrick Alston as Lifesaver, Angela White as Ruby, Clarissa Morrison as Chantelle, Abang as Coco, Emilia Pelosi as Italian Girl, Kate Vale as Bindy Derwin, Christine Dee as Bindy's Mum, Ian Turpie as Head Detective, Brendan Jones as Karl Stiffanovic, Amanda Keller as Jessica Browe, Garry Who as Lifesaver Les, Mark Holden as Detention Guard, Sean McKenzie as Immigration Officer, Tim Carroll as Alan Ford Jones, Nathan Sapsford as Kayak Guy, Agoes Widjaya Soedjarwo as Captain, Michael Zarakis as Bindy's Cameraman, Craig Ward as Aussie Pub Guy

Doctor Pizza

Episode 5.6
November 26, 2007

During an argument over roaches on Bobo's pizzas, Bobo accidentally bites off Rocky's finger. Both are sent to Hashfield Hospital and suffer long waits and incompetent ethnic doctors. Meanwhile Pauly is road raging all the non ethnic doctors and after bashing them there are no experienced doctors left to help Bobo and Rocky. At the shop, Kev the Kiwi and Davo Dinkum hold a party for Kev's Maori mates. Toula decides to learn pole dancing for Habib.

Support Cast: Annalise Braakensiek as Claudia MacPherson, Shane Porteous as Registrar, Murray Harmon as The Cop, Anthony Salame as Omar, Ashur Shimon as Mohammed #1, Suzanne Salloum as Samira, Simon Knight as Old Doctor, Michelle Salerno as Chapelle, Bill Bentley as Doctor Freeman, John Tomatalau as Doctor Jones, Terry Meller as Golfing Doctor, Joe June as Chinese Doctor, Khalid Malik as Indian Doctor, Waseem Khan as Indian Doctor #2, Ciara McKeown as Hospital Receptionist, Tracey Bligh as Medical Centre Receptionist, Jim Webb as Kev's Cousin, Katrina Spadone as Kat, Hollie Meyer as Large Lady, Kris Stanley as DJBJ's Mum, Jewel as Lead Stripper, Trinity Porter as Stripper, Jioji (Geroge) Ravulo as Hairbear, Shane Chandler as Golf Counter Guy, Jonathan Turcotte as Strip Club Security, Fabian Davey as Strip Club Security, Renzo Bellato as Madonna Thief, Maret Archer as Madonna Thief

Cracker Pizza

Episode 5.7
December 03, 2007

In response to a new Government ban on firecrackers and new working-for-tips laws, the pizza shop workers suffer more grief than usual. Habib sets off all his old crackers before the ban is enforced, Davo is arrested for robbing a service station to pay for pizzas, and Pauly drives to Canberra and does a burnout on the Prime Minister.

Support Cast: Annalise Braakensiek as Claudia MacPherson, Sam Greco as Crackerus, David Cooper as Lino, Murray Harmon as Murray the Cop, Warrick Alston as Jono the Cop, Anthony Salame as Omar, Ashur Shimon as Mohammed #1, Alex Haddad as Mohammed #2, Khalid Malik as Doctor/Attendant, Waseem Khan as Station Attendant, Jim Webb as Jim Smith, Debra Jarra as Jan Smith, John Mulligan as Nerdy Customer, Hollie Meyer as Customer, John Mangos as News Reader, Phillip Scott as PM John Howard, Dre Horwood-Brennan as Jesus, Michele Pal as Slave Girl, Anya Rucinski as Slave Girl, Tara Beaulieu as Slave Girl, Tanya Lazarou as Slave Girl

BBQ Pizza

Episode 5.8
December 10, 2007

Bobo's gay Italian cousin, Santino, comes to visit from Italy. He shows Bobo how to make great Italian style pizzas. Habib buries his fat wife Toula and collects her life insurance and with Santino making the pizzas, Bobo holds a fully sick bbq to celebrate his engagement to his ex-porn star girlfriend Ruby. The Fat Pizza crew are excited when they find out supermodel Claudia Macpherson is coming to Bobo's sausage sizzle. DJBJ summons up a ghost in the pizzeria using a ouija board, it could be the ghost of Toula.

Support Cast: Annalise Braakensiek as Claudia, Angela White as Ruby, Orlando Scolese as Santino, Anthony Salame as Omar, Ashur Shimon as Mohammed #1, Alex Haddad as Mohammed #2, Waseem Khan as Indian Cab Driver, Marnie O'Brien as DJBJ Cousin, Jewell as Ruby's Friend, Jenni as Ruby's Friend, Paul Davis as Hire Guy, Joe Sinacori as Premier, Clarissa Morrison as Davo's Girlfriend, Hollie Meyer as Toula Double/Ghost, Sarah Balkham as Rocky's Chick, Paul Fenech as Antonio, Anthony Lefalak as Antonio Double