Squinters: episode guide

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Episode 1.05
Wed, March 07, 2018
Head writer: Adam Zwar
Writers: Lally Katz, Sarah Scheller, Adele Vuko, Leon Ford, Ben Crisp
Directors: Trent O'Donnell, Amanda Brotchie, Van Vuuren Bros., Kate McCartney, Cate Stewart

Romi takes a turn at driving, contemplates a future as a delivery driver while Paul tests out a few pet names in celebration of their explicit union. Paul freaks Romi out with a way-too- early 'I love you', not knowing news of a job offer and an interstate move is on her mind. Putting on a brave face he encourages her to go.

Lukas suspects Barney has run away because he knew he was getting circumcised, Davis joins the search effort by logging him on a lost dog Facebook page. He turns up back at Daisey's yard where he'd returned to hook up with her brother. Davis is embarrassed when he accidently Facetimes instead of calling. Lukas likes what he sees.

Macca nails the quiz and is promoted while Ned is concerned that Gav, who lies passed out in the backseat, is actually dead. Macca's wife changes her mind on the recommitment concept but Gary is determined the buck's party must go on. He fills the car with sex dolls in preparation while Gav vocalises suspicions of future sex robots taking over the world.

Bridget's ghosting of Garry prompts him to leave a series of voicemails, that escalate in desperation and threat. When she finally decides she must answer, she slips back into her old ways. Vijay dumps Mia with a poem, Bridget is jealous.

Talia worries she'll get the blame for the missing virgin hair stock when they find out her password was used to access the storeroom. Miranda suggests she might be cursed and recommends a psychic healing. Talia suspects Simoni stole the virgin hair using her password.


  • Tim Minchin as Paul
  • Andrea Demetreades as Romi
  • Sam Simmons as Lukas
  • Mandy McElhinney as Bridget
  • Justin Rosniak as Macca
  • Steen Raskopoulos as Ned
  • Susie Youssef as Simoni
  • Rose Matafeo as Talia
  • Damon Herriman as Miles
  • Jenna Owen as Mia
  • Wayne Blair as Gary
  • Nyasha Hatendi as Davis
  • Miranda Tapsell as Miranda
  • Christiaan Van Vuuren as Gavin
  • Adam Zwar as Traffic Reporter