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Condoms and Cornichons

Episode 1.01
Wed, October 20, 2021 (Paramount+)
Written by Kala Ellis
Directed by Darren Ashton

Lauren is having a great time enjoying the spoils of the dating apps — but then she finds out first-hand about the Anti-Hoon laws in Melbourne and a string of coincidences and consequences leave her a little bit speechless.

Cast: Katherine Parkinson as Lauren, Charlie Mycroft as Andy, Rowan Witt as Alex, Katrina Milosevic as Ange, Kevin Hofbauer as Hayden, Ryan Shelton as Slimon, Robbie Magasiva as Jake, Georgina Naidu as Mrs. Allen, Maila Latukefu as Lola, Harper Nichols as Abby, Nazeem Hussain as Cop, Zahra Newman as Helena, Damian Callinan as Felix, Claire Hooper as Office Clerk

Whose Dick is This?

Episode 1.02
Wed, October 20, 2021
Written by Kala Ellis
Directed by Darren Ashton

Lauren receives a rather questionable and anonymous picture... and sets out on a mission with Alex to discover the culprit — leading to a series of technological mishaps and backfires.

Cast: Katherine Parkinson as Lauren, Nick Russell as Charlie, Maila Latukefu as Lola, Harper Nichols as Abby, Stephen Curry as Matt, Rowan Witt as Alex, Katrina Milosevic as Ange, Ryan Shelton as Slimon, Robbie Magasiva as Jake, Keegan Joyce as Dallas, Zahra Newman as Helena, Christie Whelan Browne as Nancy, Darcy Kent as Callum

Lipstick and Nits

Episode 1.03
Wed, October 20, 2021
Written by Kala Ellis
Directed by Darren Ashton

Lauren sleeps with a narcissist who turns out to have more than one complication to his name, and as she struggles with the consequences, she's also faced with more than one new arrival to her split-family dynamic.

Cast: Katherine Parkinson as Lauren, Bernard Curry as Nathan, Stephen Curry as Matt, Robbie Magasiva as Jake, Maila Latukefu as Lola, Christie Whelan Browne as Nancy, Harper Nichols as Abby, Rowan Witt as Alex, Salme Geransar as Tash, Ryan Shelton as Slimon, Zahra Newman as Helena, Kerry Armstrong as Carol, Richard Piper as Roger

Three Shags and Call Me Christ

Episode 1.04
Wed, October 20, 2021
Written by Kala Ellis
Directed by Darren Ashton

Lauren jumps in for a penny and learns first-hand about the "Three Shag Rule" and its surprising repercussions, whilst trying to secure a 'respectable' date for the work event she forgot about.

Cast: Katherine Parkinson as Lauren, Keegan Joyce as Dallas, Robbie Magasiva as Jake, Rowan Witt as Alex, Jack Braddy as Barrista, Aly Zhang as Waitress, Katrina Milosevic as Ange, Sachin Joab as Brett, Maila Latukefu as Lola, Chelsea Morales as Maddy, Harper Nichols as Abby, Adam Fiorentino as Dom, Zahra Newman as Helena, Georgina Naidu as Mrs. Allan, Ryan Shelton as Slimon

Banjos and Dirty Duck

Episode 1.05
Wed, October 20, 2021
Written by Romina Accurso and Kala Ellis
Directed by Sian Davies

Lauren's confronted with a bit more than she anticipated during a steamy date, but she isn't the only one who will be dealing with a dose of humiliation by the end of the week.

Cast: Katrina Milosevic as Ange, Tim Kano as Chase, Zenya Carmellotti as Assistant Manager, Anne Edmonds as Sally, Stephen Curry as Matt, Rowan Witt as Alex, Katrina Milosevic as Ange, Ryan Shelton as Slimon, Maila Latukefu as Lola, Harper Nichols as Abby, Robbie Magasiva as Jake, Zahra Newman as Helena, Christie Whelan Browne as Nancy, Julian Laudato as Eric, Harvey Zielinski as Whittaker, Joe Hillel as Busker

Where is this Sex Party?

Episode 1.06
Wed, October 20, 2021
Written by Kala Ellis
Directed by Sian Davies

Lauren makes a repeat mistake and decides to shake it off in a slightly unconventional way... but she didn't bargain for some unexpected visitors and a series of stressful delays getting in her way.

Cast: Katherine Parkinson as Lauren, Stephen Curry as Matt, Zahra Newman as Helena, Rowan Witt as Alex, Richard Piper as Roger, Kerry Armstrong as Carol, Harper Nichols as Abby, Maila Latukefu as Lola, Richard Davies as Greg, Christie Whelan Browne as Nancy, John Leary as Sergeant Murray

Rockstars and Clutterjunk

Episode 1.07
Wed, October 20, 2021
Written by Kala Ellis
Directed by Sian Davies

Lauren has a messy work-night out and is forced to face the reality of just exactly what a split household means — her cumulative hangover really peaks when Alex gives her some shocking news.

Cast: Katherine Parkinson as Lauren, Luka Lea-Vestic as Jay, Anthony Martinez as Joe, Katrina Milosevic as Ange, Ryan Shelton as Slimon, Rowan Witt as Alex, Kerry Armstrong as Carol, Richard Piper as Roger, Robbie Magasiva as Jake, Brett Swain as Peter Cook, Nick Mitchell as Marcus, Sebastian Carr as Calvin, Justin Rosniak as Dale, Ethan Carruthers as Byron, Nelson Baker as Harry, Ravenna Bouckaert as Sarah, David Gannon as George, Zahra Newman as Helena, Stephen Curry as Matt, Keegan Joyce as Dallas, Delshea Sobhee as Cook & Cook Employee

Crossed Wires and Cuckoo Clocks

Episode 1.08
Wed, October 20, 2021
Written by Kala Ellis
Directed by Sian Davies

Lauren says goodbye to her parents and finds out about an unfortunate file being shared at work. On top of that, she has to deal with some confronting home truths.

Cast: Katherine Parkinson as Lauren, Richard Davies as Greg, Richard Piper as Roger, Kerry Armstrong as Carol, Harper Nichols as Abby, Maila Latukefu as Lola, Rowan Witt as Alex, Ryan Shelton as Slimon, Katrina Milosevic as Ange, Zahra Newman as Helena, Stephen Curry as Matt, Nick Russell as Charlie, Robbie Magasiva as Jake, Christie Whelan Browne as Nancy